Slop Bin: LinkedIn Feed Cleaner

Tracking since May 4, 2026.

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• May 14, 2026
  description

  The feed is a landfill of faux-humble announcements, hustle cosplay, and posts written for the algorithm by people pretending they’re not writing for the algorithm. Slop Bin is your sanitation department for the timeline.
  
  Turn on Bin mode, move the rubbish-bin cursor, and click the post you’re done with. A garbage truck rolls through, the post gets hauled off, and a full bag drops a rotating quip so your brain can archive the closure it was denied by “10 lessons from failing upward.”
  
  What it does
  
  — Visually dismisses annoying post types on LinkedIn (v1): carousel templates, thought-leader karaoke, engagement bait, and other slop formats — not the humans behind them.
  — Bin cursor + truck moment + rubbish bag quip — bureaucratic absurdity, sanitation-department energy.
  — Free tier, then one-time unlock for unlimited removals (purchase outside the Chrome Web Store via our Gumroad page — paste your license key in the extension popup).
  
  How it works
  
  1. Open the extension popup and arm Bin mode.
  2. On LinkedIn, hover like you’re carrying municipal authority and click the post you want gone. Watch the truck, read the bag, exhale, scroll on.
  3. No accounts in the extension. Preferences and counters stay on your device. License verification may contact Gumroad over HTTPS when you activate a key — see the privacy policy linked in this listing.

  The LinkedIn feed can feel like a landfill of faux-humble announcements, hustle cosplay, and posts written for the algorithm by people pretending they are not writing for the algorithm.
  
  Slop Bin is your sanitation department for the timeline.
  
  Turn on Bin mode, move the rubbish-bin cursor, and click the post you are done with.
  A garbage truck rolls through, the post gets hauled off, and a full bag drops a rotating quip so your brain gets the closure it was denied by "10 lessons from failing upward."
  
  What Slop Bin does:
  -Visually dismisses annoying LinkedIn post formats, including carousel templates, thought-leader karaoke, engagement bait, and other slop patterns.
  -Keeps the joke aimed at formats and feed behavior, not people.
  -Adds a signature interaction loop: bin cursor, truck sweep, and rubbish-bag quip.
  -Includes Focus Mode (premium): keep Jobs available while blocking distracting non-jobs feed areas.
  -Offers a free tier, then a one-time unlock for unlimited removals via Gumroad license key activation inside the popup.
  
  How it works:
  1. Open the extension popup and arm Bin mode.
  2. On LinkedIn, click the post you want gone.
  3. Watch the truck, read the quip, exhale, and keep scrolling with less noise.
  
  Optional: activate Focus Mode to keep job hunting cleaner.
  
  Privacy and data
  -No account required inside the extension.
  -Preferences and counters are stored locally on your device.
  -License verification may contact Gumroad over HTTPS when you activate a key.
  
  See the privacy policy linked in this listing for full details.

• May 9, 2026
  short_description

  Humor-first LinkedIn feed cleaner: bin cursor, garbage truck animation, rubbish bag quips.

  Hide annoying LinkedIn posts with a humor-first bin cursor. Click the slop, the truck hauls it. Free tier; one-time unlock.

• May 9, 2026
  name

  Slop Bin

  Slop Bin: LinkedIn Feed Cleaner

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Permissions

storage

Host access

*://*.linkedin.com/*, *://linkedin.com/*, https://api.gumroad.com/*

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