I Hate Small Talk

About

It's Monday. Slack: "Hey! How was your weekend? 😊"

You stare. You type. You delete. You stare again.

I Hate Small Talk gives you three ready-to-send replies the moment small talk lands — Low energy, Medium energy, High energy. Tap one. It lands in your composer. Press Enter.

The coworker gets a reply. You get your focus back.

Works on Slack, Teams, Gmail, and Outlook web — in your browser, not in desktop apps.

── How it works ──
• Detects workplace small talk automatically (how was your weekend, happy Monday, etc.)
• Shows a floating card with 3 reply options, sorted by how much social energy you have right now
• You choose, it fills the composer. You send. Done.
• Tap "×" if it reads the room wrong — it learns.

── Privacy ──
Everything runs on your device. Your messages never leave your browser. No accounts, no servers, no data collected — ever.

── Permissions ──
This extension reads messages on Slack, Teams, Gmail, and Outlook web to detect small talk. It cannot auto-send, access your history, or see any other sites.