GeoCities-ifier

About

Remember the internet before CSS frameworks and design systems? GeoCities-ifier brings it all back.

Click the button and watch any modern webpage transform into a nostalgic retro masterpiece — complete with blinking banners, marquee text, sparkle cursor trails, visitor counters, and Comic Sans (or Papyrus, or Impact...).

WHAT YOU GET:
• 14 randomized retro themes across 5 iconic styles
• GeoCities Classic — starfield backgrounds, rainbow text, construction banners, WebRing references
• Windows XP — Luna blue title bars, address bars, Bliss-inspired gradients, Tahoma everything
• Netscape Navigator — grey toolbars, the N throbber, embossed buttons, "Best viewed at 640x480"
• MySpace — dark profile pages, random screen names, mood statuses, auto-play energy
• AOL — keyword bars, Buddy Lists with online/offline friends, "You've Got Mail!"

EVERY CLICK IS DIFFERENT:
Fonts, colors, backgrounds, banner messages, marquee text, sparkle emojis, and flair elements are all randomized. Click again to re-roll a completely new retro personality.

THE DETAILS:
• Blinking "Under Construction" banners
• Scrolling marquee status bars with era-appropriate messages
• Randomized visitor counter badges
• Cursor sparkle trails (different emojis per theme)
• Rainbow-colored headings
• Classic blue/purple link styling
• Retro image borders (ridge, groove, outset, double)
• XP window chrome with min/max/close buttons
• Netscape navigation toolbar with animated throbber
• MySpace profile cards with random quotes and moods
• AOL Buddy List with screen names

LIGHTWEIGHT & PRIVATE:
• No data collection, no tracking, no analytics
• No background processes — only runs when you click the button
• Uses activeTab permission only (no access until you click)
• Pure vanilla JS/CSS, zero dependencies

Perfect for screenshots, laughs, demos, or showing Gen Z what we survived.