Tell 'em They're Dreaming

About

Browsing property listings and wondering if anyone actually pays these prices?
Tell 'em They're Dreaming is a free Chrome extension for Australian property hunters. Inspired by the 1997 Australian classic The Castle — where Darryl Kerrigan knew the value of a home better than any agent — this extension cuts through the fantasy pricing on realestate.com.au and domain.com.au.

WHAT IT DOES
► Calculates your offer automatically
Set a discount percentage (5%–50%) and the extension shows your offer price alongside every asking price — on search result cards and full listing pages.
► Calls out the marketing language
Phrases like "renovator's delight," "cosy," "tightly held," "north-facing aspect" and "entertainer's dream" are annotated inline with what they actually mean.
► Reacts to every listing type
No price listed? Contact Agent? Auction? Inspect only? The extension detects each scenario and responds with pointed commentary.
► Fully adjustable
Slide the discount from a conservative 5% to an ambitious 50% depending on how the market is treating you.
► Works on both major Australian portals
realestate.com.au and domain.com.au.

WHAT IT DOESN'T DO

✗ Collect any data
✗ Track what you browse
✗ Send anything to any server
✗ Make you feel better about Sydney prices (that's beyond our scope)
100% private. Everything runs locally in your browser.