Beat the Gobo — a clicker game

About

Meet Gobo. Gobo is a little goblin who, against all advice, absolutely loves being clicked. So click him. On every new tab.

Beat the Gobo turns the most-opened page in your browser into a deep, ridiculous idle game — while keeping the stuff you actually need (search, your top sites, recently closed tabs) right there.

WHACK & GROW
• Click Gobo (or tap Space) to rack up Pain Points
• Buy 21 tools and automatic contraptions — from a Pointy Stick to a literal Goblin Singularity
• Land critical hits, ride frenzies, and catch golden Gobos
• Prestige with Ascension and spend points in the Trauma Tree

COLLECT THE GOBOS
• Unbox cosmetic skins from cases — CS:GO-style reel, rarity reveals, the works
• 7 rarities from Common all the way up to Mythic and the ultra-rare Ultimate
• Trade up duplicates, build your wardrobe, and dress your Gobo
• Cases are rare drops from clicking — or buy them if you're impatient

THE LIVING TAB
• Daily moods, a goblin "stock market," boss-relative fights, a rage meter
• A needy in-game inbox, unlockable lore, and a local rivals leaderboard
• Goblin Stampedes, screen-shaking crits, and a goblin who knows what time it is

A REAL NEW TAB, TOO
• Search bar (Google, DuckDuckGo, or Bing)
• Your most-visited sites as one-click shortcuts

Private by design: all your progress is stored locally on your device and never sent anywhere. No accounts, no ads, no trackers. Optional cosmetic case purchases are handled by Stripe — the cosmetics are purely visual.

Gobo is an original character. Beat the Gobo is an independent project, not affiliated with or endorsed by any other company.