Monitor Dog

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Monitoring Dog 🐶 – Your Performance Guard Dog

Think your web app is flawless?
Monitoring Dog doesn’t think so.

This extension sits quietly in the corner, sniffing every layout shift, barking at every slow paint, and growling when your input delay stinks.

🚨 Page elements jumping around? Cumulative Layout Shift > 0.1 → say hello to motion sickness 🤢
🚨 Click feels like eternity? First Input Delay > 100ms → watch your users rage quit 😡
🚨 Hero image loading after coffee break? Largest Contentful Paint > 2.5s → SEO just died 💀

Color-coded logs: Green = all good ✅, Orange = meh ⚠️, Red = catastrophic 🛑. No guesswork.

Monitoring Dog won’t fix your bugs.
But sometimes, one timely bark saves the whole release.