Mr. Lau Bot

About

🔥 MR. LAU BOT - THE RIZZ MASTER 🔥

"Do the right thing, not the thing on your right!" - Mr. Lau

Meet Mr. Lau — the maths teacher with infinite aura, maximum rizz, and an unhealthy obsession with Quick Practice. Now he lives in your browser, following you to every website you visit!

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✨ FEATURES ✨
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📖 QUICK PRACTICE SYSTEM
• Math questions pop up every 30 seconds (you cannot escape!)
• Covers Probability, Permutation, Combination, Equations of Circle, and Locus
• Features the legendary "Shai's Basketball Problem"
• 30-second timer per question
• Get it right → reward! Get it wrong → consequences...

💬 LEGENDARY QUOTES
Click Mr. Lau to cycle through his famous wisdom:
• "Do the right thing, not the thing on your right!"
• "Wear the right shoes, not the white shoes!"
• "Chem Is Try, But Math is NOW!"
• "Watch the watch, walk the walk!"
• "Watch the clock and stop the talk!"
• "From now on no 埋齋!"
• "Quick Practice is very important!"
• ...and many more!

😤 WRONG ANSWER PUNISHMENT SYSTEM
• Each wrong answer blocks 1/4 of your screen with "YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!"
• 4 wrong answers = ALL corners blocked
• 5 wrong = JUMPSCARE
• 7 wrong = Page flips UPSIDE DOWN
• 10 wrong = Mr. Lau face RAIN
• Get questions right to remove the blocks!

🤪 MAXIMUM TROLLING
• Random staring Mr. Lau heads at screen edges
• Tab title hijacked with quotes
• Favicon replaced with Mr. Lau
• Right-click menu hijacked
• Copy text → adds Mr. Lau signature
• Cursor changes to a textbook
• Page goes grayscale / blurry / upside down
• Random notifications every 5-30 seconds
• Words like "homework" and "break" get replaced

🥚 EASTER EGGS
Type these anywhere on a webpage:
• "mr lau" → Confetti + special message
• "quick practice" → 5 staring heads spawn
• "basketball" → 埋齋 quote
• "help" → "The only help you need is Quick Practice!"
• "escape" → "There is NO escape from Mr. Lau!"

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🎯 PERFECT FOR
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• Students who want to honor their maths teacher
• Anyone needing constant Quick Practice reminders
• Trolling your friends and classmates
• Making Mr. Lau laugh (we hope!)

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⚠️ DISCLAIMER
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This extension is a fan-made parody created with love and admiration for an amazing maths teacher. It's meant to be lighthearted and fun. No actual learning was harmed in the making of this extension... actually, you might accidentally learn some maths!

Made by students, for students. Aura levels not guaranteed.

"If you 埋齋 for 7 minutes, then you should consider to quit basketball." - Mr. Lau, 2026